it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
i’ve never read something so accurate
Would you care for some refreshments?
oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-
is michael cera even a real person?
*incoherent mumbling and sobbing*
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
american horror story coven in colors
Go all the way with it. Do not back off. For once, go all the goddamn way with what matters.